Most irons aren't made of iron, which ironically is both ironic and unironic.
Natürlich sind bauliche Maßnahmen zum Schutz von Synagogen gut. Sie als Maßnahme zur Bekämpfung von Rechtsextremismus zu vermarkten ist aber so, als würde man Ehefrauen in Eishockey-Rüstungen stecken, um gegen häusliche Gewalt anzukämpfen. https://twitter.com/cdu/status/1203017741906649091
Grandma wasn’t “run over” by a reindeer. She was trampled. Her pelvis was shattered, it punctured a lung, she lost a finger, and was in the ICU for three days. Sing that, you sick fucks.
Unions are like condoms, if someone is trying extremely hard to convince you that you don't need one, you DEFINITELY need one
thousands of mourners stream in and out of the church doors to see the body of the late bruce willis. they pause beside the open coffin only shortly, but just long enough to see his erection. "he really did", someone whispers
I feel honored to announce that we are on the longlist for the „Preis der deutschen Schallplattenkritik“ in the category […]
Intimate lyrics, soulful arrangements and a country-affine jazz band: Hannah Köpf’s “Cinnamon” is an Americana jazz album, made in Cologne. […]