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Kölner Polizei muss immer schön FAHRRÄDER KONTOLLIEREN OB AUCH ALLE BLINKIS DRAN SIND neben der 6spurige Innere Kanalstrasse.

Vielleicht mÜssen Bürgerinnen aber auch mal KÖLN KONTROLLIEREN was für eine kack fahrradstadt KÖLLE ist.

keine chance für was anderes als AUTOS 🚗

3 CHANGES I'D MAKE TO THE HUMAN BODY:

1. Merge the 2 ears into a double ear on one side of the head and call it a “Listener”. “Talk into my Listener” you'd say
2. Shrink size of the Listener by 50% so it looks nice
3. Add a 2nd Listener on the other side of the head for symmetry

me looking at my professor when i hear backpacks zipping 2 mins before class ends bc i want him to know i’m still listening & everyone else is rude

remember when there used to be all these articles about how people in europe live longer than americans because they drink red wine and eat more olive oil or bullshit like that? turns out it was universal healthcare the whole time

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